I’m more creative than you
Zack, the nicest asshole.

Archive for March, 2007

This is why I’m not.

Friday, March 16th, 2007

this is why i’m hot
this is why i’m hot
this is why
this is why
this is why i’m hot
i’m hot ‘cuz i’m fly
you ain’t ‘cuz you not
this is why
this is why
this is why i’m hot

a song containing these lyrics is number 2 on the itunes sales charts. When do we start walking on all fours?

You know you’re in the 21st century when

Friday, March 16th, 2007

You see a homeless person with a typed and printed “feed me” sign that has clip art on it.

I have a warrant for my arrest

Friday, March 16th, 2007

ARREST ME so I can say I went to jail and be punk as shit.

fuck the police.

From the producers of

Thursday, March 15th, 2007

When you see this on a movie poster or in a movie trailer, think hard about the producers role in the creative process of the movie, oh thats right, they don’t have one. Just because a movie trailer says “from the producers of the sixth sense” doesn’t mean they wrote it, or directed it or were directors of photography for it, I just don’t want you to be misinformed.

My first post, and introduction message.

Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

Hello everyone and welcome to my blog, My name is Zack Sekuler (pronounced like the word secular, which is fitting because I am an atheist). You may be wondering why I decided to make a blog. One reason is the fact that someone else purchased the domain name for me. The other reason is that throughout my life, I have developed a strong opinion on people and the way they interact with the outside world. When I share this opinion with others, the general consensus is that I am right, which is no surprise to me; it is MY opinion after all. Some people may think, “This guy comes off a little bit arrogant” I disagree, I don’t come off of anything without the prospect of food or fun. I’m lazy. What’s the deal with inventions?

I would like to explain my reason for choosing this domain name for my blog, I chose it, firstly, because it is true. My creativity is a lot like a set of balls. They may be unappealing on the outside, but filled with reproductive possibilities on the inside. To state a few examples of my creative superiority, I write music really well, I am really good at drawing circles, and I can freestyle rap through instant messenging like a gangsta. This blog is here, however; to express the way my mind interprets certain situations, whether they are social or fictional, I think that I think differently than other people and my thoughts are worth sharing, but maybe it’s because I think people don’t think often enough, especially when they are tough and they want to beat me up. I told you I could rhyme. I’m probably gonna update this regularly, so keep checking to read some of my thoughts and be glad you don’t have to anxiously sit on myspace anymore wondering when I am gonna post another awesome bulletin, now you have this site.

Also, it should be illegal for white girls to have cornrows or braids of any kind, next time you are on a carribean cruise and a jamaican lady keeps telling you you would look pretty with braids, think of this. Cornrows

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Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

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