I’m more creative than you
Zack, the nicest asshole.

I am a walking contradiction

I am really nice, but an asshole
I am really poor, for a rich kid
I eat solidified grease, but I’m not fat
I am a musician, but my favorite music is punk rock
I hate hate, but I hate a lot of things
I hate being social, but I love talking to people
I love to sleep, but its hard for me to do
I hate when you complain to me, but I love to complain to you.

2 Responses to “I am a walking contradiction”

  1. Jordan Michaels Says:

    Contradictions don’t walk, douchebag.

  2. Jeanine Says:

    zack- nicest asshole in the world

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