What do fat people say when they are excited? is it something like “I’d jump through hoops if I could jump and if I could fit through a hoop”

Do bees actually have knees? and if so why are they so cool?

If spontaneous combustion were real, it may be kind of cool to spontaneously combust because for a brief moment before you burn to death, you will be the hottest person alive.

I think its retarded that whenever someone reads poetry they call it emo, I could tell an 18 year old girl with a “mightier than thou” musical taste that I wrote a song and show her the lyrics to “it’s ok ma’ I’m only bleeding” by bob dylan and say I wrote it, she’d call it emo.

People magazine chose drew barrymore as its most beautiful person, I WASN’T CRAZY.

There was a song about the human race being an actual race, HOW CLEVER!