I was talking with someone who wanted to change their middle name so I compiled a list of middle names that I would love to have for the sake of saying “________ is my middle name”.

Danger
Adventure
Comedy
Rockandroll
Speed
MiddleName
Noise
Power
Awesome
Radical
Tubular
Delicious

Think about it, “isnt that dangerous?” “danger is my middle name………no srsly, it is”