Hello everyone and welcome to my blog, My name is Zack Sekuler (pronounced like the word secular, which is fitting because I am an atheist). You may be wondering why I decided to make a blog. One reason is the fact that someone else purchased the domain name for me. The other reason is that throughout my life, I have developed a strong opinion on people and the way they interact with the outside world. When I share this opinion with others, the general consensus is that I am right, which is no surprise to me; it is MY opinion after all. Some people may think, “This guy comes off a little bit arrogant” I disagree, I don’t come off of anything without the prospect of food or fun. I’m lazy. What’s the deal with inventions?

I would like to explain my reason for choosing this domain name for my blog, I chose it, firstly, because it is true. My creativity is a lot like a set of balls. They may be unappealing on the outside, but filled with reproductive possibilities on the inside. To state a few examples of my creative superiority, I write music really well, I am really good at drawing circles, and I can freestyle rap through instant messenging like a gangsta. This blog is here, however; to express the way my mind interprets certain situations, whether they are social or fictional, I think that I think differently than other people and my thoughts are worth sharing, but maybe it’s because I think people don’t think often enough, especially when they are tough and they want to beat me up. I told you I could rhyme. I’m probably gonna update this regularly, so keep checking to read some of my thoughts and be glad you don’t have to anxiously sit on myspace anymore wondering when I am gonna post another awesome bulletin, now you have this site.

Also, it should be illegal for white girls to have cornrows or braids of any kind, next time you are on a carribean cruise and a jamaican lady keeps telling you you would look pretty with braids, think of this.