By however long it takes for them to say “I hate you” in an argument.

And looked in their eyes and seen nothing happening inside their brain, I always wonder how those people have friends.

Save for 2 people, everyone I know has a significant other.

I wonder if the full grown men with animal t-shirts just cant afford other clothing or if they just really do love frogs. I wonder what went wrong in a young mans life to convince them that an animal t-shirt is the way to go if you want to be cool. I’m not knocking on them or anything, I personally love animal shirts I have a shirt with a picture of George Bush on it after all.

When I say a big word that they don’t know and they have to pretend that they do because they assume that they are smarter than me.

dont require real solutions. The only problem with fake problems is the person who makes them up.

I have come to the conclusion that some people must not have mirrors in their houses.

I guess if you read my last post and you see me dissin those hot lyrics. I have to bring some of my own to back up, this song isnt about being hot, It’s about being an alcoholic, which is weird because I’m not one and I don’t directly know any.

Save me for the last charade, I tried, and failed
No time to masquerade, my thoughts unveiled
No more of waking up without my shield
This time we’re all in line until we feel
The Funny part is about a guy who walked into a bar and died from 20 years of
Attempted suicide
And at his funeral they say his final wish was to proclaim the man he pitied he became
A bit ironic
But that’s just how the joke should go without the funny part you know the part where it’s funny cause its true
An eye for an eye
A glass for a glass
A frown for a frown
And tomorrow im under the grass

My Pills say two but I say 8, or 5 and 12
I heard them say but I was late, I missed myself
No more of waking up before I try
To dream a happy dream for once and I can’t cry
The funny part is about a guy who walked into a bar and cried
“of all my peers, all of my tears are for”
My son who’s just begun to drink for fun and everyone please listen here
I drink until I’m numb
So I can’t feel the pain I’ve caused from my botched parenting, all the wrinkles that I’m ironing are inside my brain
An eye for an eye, A glass for a glass
A frown for a frown
And tomorrow, I’m under the grass

this is why i’m hot
this is why i’m hot
this is why
this is why
this is why i’m hot
i’m hot ‘cuz i’m fly
you ain’t ‘cuz you not
this is why
this is why
this is why i’m hot

a song containing these lyrics is number 2 on the itunes sales charts. When do we start walking on all fours?